Forbidden Fruit & Camo Boots

2 boyfriends are better than none?

A shockingly honest, wickedly funny memoir about messy love, military life, and the apples that started it all.

👉 By Jesse Reynolds
📚 Available in hardcover, paperback & eBook

When One Boyfriend Isn’t Enough…

What happens when you accidentally fall in love with two married men?
Broadcaster, comedian, and TV personality Jesse Reynolds found out the hard way.

Forbidden Fruit & Camo Boots is a laugh-out-loud, emotionally raw memoir about stumbling into a gay throuple, navigating military life, surviving heartbreak, and learning how to love again — sometimes in the most questionable ways possible.

It all started with an apple.
(Yes, really.)

What You’ll Find Inside

✔ A real-life gay love triangle (no filters, no regrets)
✔ Grindr disasters & small-town military chaos
✔ A cursed apple tree with main character energy
✔ The collapse of a 14-year relationship
✔ Grief, growth, jealousy & healing
✔ Relentless humour & unapologetic honesty

Part chaotic diary.
Part queer love story.
Part self-drag.

All Jesse.

You Don’t Have to Be Queer, Poly, or Military…

…to see yourself in this story.

At its core, Forbidden Fruit & Camo Boots is a coming-of-age-at-35 memoir — about chosen family, grief, starting over, and the beautifully complicated ways we love.

Messy? Yes.
Relatable? Painfully.